

Gone out trying to get laid and ended up at Nasties.Made the walk of MORE shame from North Campus after hooking up with a freshman.Made the walk of shame from Collegetown to North Campus.Lost your Cornell ID going out 3+ times.It’s the new purity test, the Cornell purity test, because fuck Rice. They’re the bravest, funniest, most self-destructive hoes I know. Geekishness/Technical Knowledge, etc.I fucking love my friends.Purity Test for People with Large Vocabularies.Purity Test for Non-Virgins ("Omnisexual").400 Point "Omnisexual" Purity Test by the ACL.100 Point Purity Test by Ricketts House.100 Point Purity Test by Dabney House (Caltech)."Omnisexual" marks tests that appear to have been meant by their authors You may wish to scroll to the bottom of a test to make sure it's all thereīefore filling it out, since it's annoying to find out 90% of the way through aġ500-question test that you can't submit it. Test), it's probably because the HTTP transfer failed or your browser is notĬapable of dealing with the huge number of checkboxes that the larger tests If you find that a purity test ends abruptly (before the actual end of the They are not intended as a promotion of any of the acts described in them. Their existence here is not an endorsement of their contents. They are not a reflection of my personal opinions. The tests below are presented here for your amusement only. Whatever information I have on the authorship of each test is contained in the If you wish to take issue with the contents of a test, you would be best offĭiscussing it with the author, if that information is available. However, please at least demonstrate that you are aware of the above of my making these tests available in this format, feelįree, though as a long-time chunkstyler I will generally take tasteless If you wish to comment on the appropriateness, The latter seem to have missed the information above, namely, that I onlyĬreated one of the tests below (the pyro test). Taking me to task for the contents of one or the other of the tests. With some correspondents telling me that they enjoyed the tests, and others I get a fair amount of mail regarding these purity tests, Or, if you want to create a purity test from scratch, see this Test that uses The Armory's automatic scoring You can use this web interface to create a purity I've gotten enough requests for additions that I am now only adding those thatĪre particularly interesting and different.Īs you can see below, there are already plenty of sex tests. Please don't be offended if I decide not to add it. If you have a new test which uses this scoring system that you would Program here, and have submitted them to me. Some test authors have created tests specifically to use the scoring This format is also easy to (mostly automatically) convert to a checkbox test, More recently, I've found a bunch of tests in HTML format, with the The questions to those from a different pool. Since I put up the purity test scorer, I have found it being usedįor new tests by web authors who found one of the existing tests and changed Some of the tests below are from Eric's purity test package, run through the Taking the test with a score, thus creating the first purity tests on the web. Program that the output of the first can be sent to to provide the person

Test data files in the Lechner format into HTML forms, and another Program, and decided to make an HTML version of it. That I had begun working on during the same period in which Eric wrote his In June 1994 I finally finished a pyrotechnics purity test
#Purity test manual#
Here's the manual page that describes it. He converted various purity tests to this format and made the Would do the same thing using data files that described different purity tests. In 1989, Eric Lechner wrote a program that Question in turn, and do the calculations for you when you were done.

Some were modified to be programs or shell scripts which would ask you each With the advent of the Net, it became popular to distribute them by electronic Purity tests have existed for ages, originally taking the form of written The result is scaled to tell you what percentage of purity you still retain. Generally, for each "yes" answer you lose a purity point. associated with the subject you have engaged in. A purity test attempts to gauge how "pure" you are within some realm ofĮxperience by having you answer a list of questions regarding which acts,Įtc.
